Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Story Of Monica Roccaforte

el origami de Masao, imperdible!



from Duchamp in Proa Masao on Vimeo .

can not miss this blog Masao: Cosmicogami !
No pueden.
Es maravilloso. No sé como llegué. Quería ver Kaloliedros un proyecto de producciones KABA, con la K al revés. Pero si bien en el catálogo de su muestra está Masao, no encontré ningún sitio sobre ellos.

Es que el origami tiene sus dobleces, como la vida.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

What Stores In Sacramento Double Coupon

Seminario de estructuras alternativas de guión


Pasé el viernes y sábado metida en la Villa Victoria de Mar del Plata. Conociendo gente muy linda ( no están todos en la foto) y muy mezclada, provenietes de distintas ramas , Which caught my attention and further enriched the thing. Ages? As you can see in the picture, most twenty-five do not know how many. The youngest was a secondary student, seventeen. Looked like a film director! It was very intensive

. From 14 pm to 21 pm, both days. You must be listening to someone without getting bored! Right? Well Pablo del Teso is the one who gets the credit, training, raises interesting to open. It was very pleasant to be with him.

Quite a find, if not the Caribbean, but from the Happy!

is worth the upcoming seminars. For those interested, click on Scoutfilms and see more info. Au revoir

coming in!

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Brazilian Wax Man Montreal

Al final...son todos iguales!



Is it not so?

And lest they think I'm a fan of the celluloid uomos here's the Mariana sent me today, these are women themselves!



creators, pinchando en las imágenes...off course, you tube!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

How To Treat Calcaneal Spur

MUUUUUcho más que un lugar para encontrarse

En Hipólito Irigoyen 1440 , en la Ciudad de Buenos Aires , Argentina, existe un punto de encuentro. Es de la gente de lavaca.org ¿se acuerdan? los que me siguen leyendo desde mi primer blog en España..en el hammam de ulises o la bañera de simbad ? Se acuerdan que allí subía notas publicadas en ese entonces, año 2005, por uno de los más ácidos y certeros periódicos digitales de la maguyada Argentina? Pues bien...ha crecido, La Vaca ha crecido, y ya dice MU...y esta semana festeja su cumple ! Si andan por Buenos Aires, pásense un rato por el MU. Punto de Encuentro. Algo van a poder hacer. Después me cuentan, claro. Los envidio tanto...

Mu. Punto de encuentro
No es un bar, pero parece. Porque podés encontrarte con los productos que todos los días nos preparan cooperativas y emprendimientos que cocinan con gusto a rico y casero.
No es una librería, but there are books and publications. Authors and publishers who hold hard-alone projects.
is not fair, but there is everything. Because everything is produced in this incredible network that weaves the self.
is not a cultural center, but if you have a free moment, see the schedule of activities, free and free, which is in full cooking.
is not a classroom, but learn something. In workshops and study groups with whom we exchange ideas y experiencias.
Es nuestra casa: un espacio en permanente construcción. Te esperamos con ganas.

Mu. Mapa


Hipólito Yrigoyen 1440
Ciudad de Buenos Aires

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Example Letters To Priests For Confirmation

Nos vamos



De día me siento desamparada. Irremediablemente responsable de mi vida por otra life, although not understood. At night it is another thing. The stars, my sisters, I come with their colors. Less cloudy days the sun rises and sets, as every day. Brand rhythms, equally active. Causes me the worst of states: the routine.
kitchen Mama, mama lava, mom helps.
When I was little I imagined forty years, I thought then that at that age would have it all figured out.
is a lie. Total.
As happy pregnancies.
total lie.
As being a twin. Same.

The sun has passed the fig tree, bent over the roof of the house of the dentist and will soon reach that tag. I do not know if it's rain or cold. Because it is dark. But lets destroy. Earn the sun and activities. Its rays coming through the window I are stars in the crystal glasses.

... But if the sun is a star, Pavot!
Do you remember Julio Villar? The solo sailor?

seek your book, I read the dedication:
Baltasar Diana.

always behind the horizon is an island where the people smile
and the sky is blue.
My wish is that you will find.
A big hug.
July.


Those three stars are lined up one behind the other is Orion. Many are called the Tres Marias. Beltenguere and Belatrix are those other two so bright that they are escorted to one side and down otro.Más is Sirius, the star that is best among all of the night. Auqella red is at the end of that triangle is Aldebaran, the bull's eye. And that qrupito scintillating smile full of mystery, that small group that seems more distant than the others are the Pleiades. Castor and Pollux
Look, the stars sisters who are always together. And look yonder
Cassiopeia, and across the Swan. Are not names
nice and easy de retener? ¿ No te dicen muchas cosas?
Me pregunto por qué nadie conoce las estrellas. Por qué nadie las mira, estando como están ahí, al alcance de la mirada, al alcance del corazón durante todas las noches de la vida. Creo que éste es un signo de insensibilidad.
Es más fácil hablar con las estrellas por sus nombres y retener las formas de sus constelaciones que estudiar todo lo que se estudia en los libros de las escuelas. Y sin embargo, pocos conocen las estrellas.
Si en la tierra de los hombres preguntas por tal o cual estrella, te mirarán como a un loco, y te dirán que ellos no saben, no se ocupan de esas cosas inútiles.
Es más, no saben ni en qué fase está la luna, aún cuando esté llena. ya no viven en la tierra.


Pág. 53. ¡Eh, Petrel! cuaderno de un navegante solitario. Décima edición de Editorial Juventud. Barcelona.

Ayer le dije a Baltasar, nos vamos. En poco nos vamos.

Hoy sé por qué. Quiero buscar otras estrellas, buscar otras estrellas. Detrás de algún horizonte donde la gente sonría. Gracias Julio, por tu brújula en forma de libro.

La foto está tomada en Villa La Angostura, desde Traunco, la hostería de Ana, feliz cumple Anita!

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Nitro Buggy Blue Prints

quemándome con el humor y cayendo en el collage

hoy el desespero
el no future
el gris de la destemplanza
los rasguños de la siesta
que atascan los malos cantos

el frío sur
del viento sur
del lado sur

para balta que ríe desde abajo , para andrea que cree desde lima, para ivana que ayuda desde niu york, para mauri que no cesa de postear maravillas

¡que no decaiga!

science as george bush:
• "Mars is essentially in the same orbit ... Mars is more or less the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, means we can breathe "
•" Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is the product we can find in the neighborhood "
•" I know human beings and fish can coexist peacefully "
•" For NASA, space is still a high priority "

• "It is time for the human race to enter the solar system"
(of the 50 quotations from George Bush are in the horno.com )

and now for stop or start, a little lila downs, thanks mauri , enjoy the fall!

What Side Is The Zipper On

¿Comerías insecticida?

we eat what we eat?
Eat healthy?
The film Mission Impossible 3 is actually a bean, rather, a corn next to this script.
Ah, what ... not a script for a horror movie?
to see someone explain it to me!

Marie-Monique Robin, a journalist specializing in food and agriculture: "You would eat insecticide?" ( ECODES , 16/03/2009)

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Pokemon Onesie How To

OMFG!!! Bongo from U2!!!

Anton Newcombe, and the west-coast-neo-psychedellia godfather, said to be super company of Kevin Shields and done shoegazerish drone when My Bloody Valentine just trying to do covers of The Cramps (circa Is not Anything). Either way, homeboy can beat Newcombe and his band Bongo say if you want!



and some of the early drone of the Brian Jonestown Massacre family ...



...

What Is Itching Between Fingers

Aporte al vocabulario argentino por Les Luthiers

Yes folks, life is long and hard.
"Sometimes, he said Lumix.

"Oh, yes of course! sometimes! -dije yo- Otras es corta y blanda. Como de algodón, de humo de incienso, de yerba verde en un temazcal.

Hoy tengo ganas de reír a pesar de que los mocos no paran de caer . I don´t not why.

-Oh, sí! sí que sabés !-diría alguien.

Pero mejor pasemos al asunto que nos convoca hoy aquí.


Me acaba de llegar un mail de Juanjo, un amigo que no veo muy seguido, pero que siempre que tiene algo bueno me lo manda por mail. Hoy me este que cambió mi humor.

Va:

(y disculpen algunos lectores del blog que se van a perder de algunas, ya que es un humor bien argentino)

Siempre es bueno ampliar el vocabulario .

Aquí va un humilde aporte de Les Luthiers

INESTABLE: Mesa norteamericana de Inés.

ENVERGADURA: Lugar de la anatomía humana en dónde se colocan los condones.

ONDEANDO: Onde estoy.

SHRIMP: Apparatus takes huge pictures.

DECIMAL: Spell wrongly.

CALF: To see or notice a ridge or hill.

BERMUDA: Look at who did not speak.

TELEPATHY: TV for my mother's sister.

CURTAIN: Fabric 50 meters ... or more.

FAULT: Hemorrhoids.

WATERCRESS: Bastor alebo. BARBARISM

Collection Barbie dolls exaggerated.

Polynesia: Police Woman not aware of anything.

CHINCHILLA: Auchenchia a place to chentarche.

HEADSET: Twenty-nine of February.

DILEMMAS: Talk more.

REPRESENT: Spree peanuts.

Kernel: I listen.

CHIPS: dede ciciciego Mamamífero nenegro that Cocomes frifrijoles Pepel.

gorge: Desaparecerte.

crowing: Excrement prisoner.

TRASH: A small hole in the pavement that is about to become vache.

CHOICE: What expelimenta a oliental the film Polna vel.

ENDOSCOPE: I prepare for all tests except for two.

NITRATE: Do not even try.

AGAIN: Brain unused.

TALENT: No ta fast.

ESGUINCE: Uno más gatorce.

ESMALTE: Ni lune ni miélcole.

SORPRENDIDA: Monja en llamas.



Pues bien , espero que les haya causado tanta gracia como a mí. Les dejo un video en el mismo estilo para verlos y reírse otro rato más.



Wednesday, April 15, 2009

How To Tell Difference Between Hiv Rash

MONDO BONGO



ma sí

lluvia de estrellas
sol de madrugada

hate small bullets
distress because you are not stupid so there

million tiny tiny strokes
constant


surely drop as China
torture and injustice to the weak

pedaling a bicycle wind
against cold

wheels came
jump ring is still on the red box to put

laundry there begins my question



mondo bongo dance on the green
magritte rears its light between the leaves and

wonder why what


by mondo bongo

end without Brad Pitt
drums and accordions and violins

sunrises sunsets would have called horacio


mondo bongo
I close my eyes and give more laps laps

sea sickness sea

a guru give me response?

crazy! dogs bark you!
'll remember your mother
when miss!
for whom life is to juana

waiting in the belly of ludmila?
for which it was long and skinny like his father
? Mondo bongo


if you knew what I did
if you knew if you knew


venasabiertasdientesapretadoslágrimacaliente
sonrisadeimbécildehabervencidocortadacortada
eldolordelasangrequesecaeyensuciaelpastocomo
elsoretedelagataquecagóelimonerosomethingthere
puedoseguireh?teacordásdecantandobajolalluviaes
toesbailandobajolasangreyaquiénleimportaría

a vos?
no te creo

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Images Of Varicose Veins Vulva

Un viaje para mirar antes de que llegue la ambulancia final


Ayer estuve en el Payró. Fui a ver Ambulancia. Seis actores en busca de un show. Lidera Mike Amigorena, que no se pasa ni ahí de su protagonismo "pelliano" circunstancial. Eso es algo that is appreciated, do not know if D 'Angelo, the director or Santa Cecilia who was invoked to participate in the event.
also assume that I must thank her that I forgot to live.
What? yes yes ... wait. You'll see:
The golden threads of fate or all roads lead to Ambulance.
Cornfield was the first song. Sandro Grundig sounded in my house combined. Ripe wheat is in your pelooooooo ..... Gypsy sang me to me, I did! and my sister of course, because we are twins. Would you have bought my old disk? Hmmm, how strange no? but well, yeah ... had four or five years. The journey begins for forty.
Of course, I remembered of Valdi and me, on Corrientes house, doing the same thing Mike and Muriel. We sang songs or Sandro José Feliciano in Amor Gitano, making this knife ... open my veins. Turk shit .. the laughing and showing teeth, those teeth and large bony washed with hairbrushes, voçe ricogda Claudinho? I would say the Maiquel, Mikel, tuo Filio COMEU ah?
Look, if Jose Feliciano, you put a stream of David Bowie, a dash of Peter Gabriel's far away and long ago, it Batís with these rare instruments they had, have bah! Les Luthiers, blowing it reaches the energy of the terra sung por Luca Prodán en los primeros baretos de Palermo, no? y le agregás unas pompas de jabón como las del Roncalli Circus de Munich , con esas luces azules, tenés algo parecido a lo que vi ayer. Y antes de ayer.
Pero sigamos con la magia del Saterday in the Night.
El destino quiso que mi escarabajo anillo mariquita de la suerte, que compré en la tienda de juguetes neoyorkina como cueva de druidas ya desaparecida , esté en mi dedo anoche. Debía estar, como tenía que estar Eduagdo, en la butaca al lado mío, porque fue él quien me llevó a New York aquella vez en verano cuando encontré The enchanted Forest en el Soho ...Oh! Sorry, también I called, but few rows back, Lita, summer resident of Mar del Plata, I sang my four to five years, say Mike, in the old hospital dolls and makeup me in the carnival every summer we spent in Happy , yes ... eu also home to the praya praya and home as Luyo.
not impossible to believe such a coincidence? And yes, of course, nobody but me cares but hey, you want magic? he asked, pointing at the third finger. It's that idiot as well, and I was amazed with the face of Muriel listening to the music box that gives the friend if memory Luciano with me, it looked like a robot from Duravit with ten grams of pure white, a capo on Lucho.
Gratia Plena, it was fog of humor that I like, which is not sticky, but subtle, even perverse as a good look.
Payró Theatre collaborated with Einstein on the theory of time, no? and it was on last night, I crossed the flashes of the first puppet shows with Baltasar on my lap, to the place of Payrock before the soldiers: Almond and hippies taking over the square opposite Columbus, flower power of 68 . And it was there when I travel and listen to Michael singing NO FUTURE! yes, so did not arrive el futuro, pero llegó.
Puedo seguir atando cabos porque mi cabeza ,como decía Elenio hace casi 30 años atrás en el bar frente a Obras tomando ginebra para ver a Caetano Veloso, mi cabeza ayer era una licuadora.
Hechizos de la música para mirar.
Felices pascuas dijo al final y tapó el micrófono ese divino con el que cabalga por los cielos .
¿Vos crees en el amor? me preguntó el cura negro en la pascua de resurección, estábamos a punto de matarnos en la isla esa, casi en África . Oh yes, le dije, absolutly!
Entonces,
entonces estás perdonada.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

What Counts As Emergency Leave Military

equinoccio en luján o temazcal en la ruta a...









arrived almost on his knees, as pregrinos, but instead use car body. The theme was entrusted, who is, the moon goddess, the Virgin of Lujan, the Pachamama, the only thing that mattered was to arrive. Why you ask?
De cabronas nomás.















Habíamos
salido a las 9 de la mañana de Mar del Plata, Lau, Ri, Balta y yo. La parte masculina de la organización viajera había desistido del temazcal . Ellos llegarían sólo hasta hasta Buenos Aires, a Luján seguiríamos solas.
Balta era el disc jockey. Ri al volante. Las chicas atrás. El jóven dj estaba un poco obsesivo: meta s-ka and other stuff like that. Softly as he had in his mp3 was Marley, just that we were giving him four, so that the decibels were of the same intensity as those of Led Zeppelin Ahahahhhhhhaaaaaaa shouting ... but hey, mate leaves, mate comes the girls
entertain, to be counted by shouting things half covering some back speakers. None of us knew how to move the sound towards the front.

A barbecue grills so typically in those beautiful is Route 2, we cleared so much music to handle, got off the car and was the only time it rained, it will be that there was a tractor threatening cortar la ruta?.

Llegamos a Buenos Aires, calor, calor y calor, dejamos a Balta, a Ri y emprendimos nuestro viaje hacia Luján, hacia el Temazcal de Equinoccio como rezaba la propuesta con una ignota "chamana" pero que prometía por los menos saber cantos ancestrales.
Éramos dos temerarias Telma&Louises, que no sabíamos que la Panamericana ya no se llama más Panamericana, o mejor dicho sí, se sigue llamando así, pero buscar en los carteles ese nombre y no Acceso Norte, nos deparó un comienzo de viaje desde San Martín hasta al aeroparque de la ciudad de Buenos Aires, casi casi el lado opuesto hacia el que íbamos.
Choripaneros! Eu! sabéis la Where is Pan ???... said with a smile of jolygud actresses.
Retomeacácruzandoelpuentelaprimerabajadaalaizquierda ... Thanks
choripanero said Telma, and the way we came back without understanding much the direction marked. Now, to find the blue or green sign, poster PAN savior said, going down the sun in the afternoon and we were in the eye as a reflector annoying, it amenizabamos with smoke a few cigarettes and were beginning to enjoy the taste adventure ... because the cartel, later we found out, would not exist. Had long since ceased marked as American, now is the Access North West, Camino del Buen Ayre, see? but at this European pajueranas, nobody had said, and to top it all the phones in my family were down, had died cousin Alicia. We

Tigre's party, or another of the tips of Buenos Aires, not necessarily that we wanted, the clinginess it was enough to enter the temazcal chub and still smelling like the zorrino.Pero will bring about how many miles over a poorly made many directions, and a few tolls pagar.Siempre told us ... seven starts, and then right, you will see a roundabout and then left, cross the station, and just there, está.Qué is, descrubimos not ever, but it was anque be arriving for dinner, almost a matter of honor. The "Shaman" led us from your cell phone and we kept saying call me many times as necessary ... supposedly already had set in for the fuegito temazcal , which made us so happy because we should not gather twigs for it. But we extrañabaque inside the tent had the phone on, at that point we did not know that such kindness was because we were the only asshole in taking such a journey, to reach a shiner where almost almost, die in the attempt.
At one point, after several neighbors approached, dirt roads, no return yuyales the sun was fading on the horizon, we arrived dead with laughter, obviously, but also tired and thirsty, we had left at 9 and arrived at 8 and a half Luján site where the ceremony would be guided to the equinox or shamanic work, or just the Mayan sauna ... as we called ourselves. The sauna the Buenos Aires and had lived in the car, and every pebble that
work (as a bad indication) was further proof to our patience.




start the second part of the ritual ...
but that me da mucha más vergüenza contarlo. Lo único que les digo es que entrar en pelotas a una carpa hecha de ramas y bolsas de consorcio recubiertas de mantas de cama en vez de cueros,me recordó a la targedia de Cromagón, las piedras redondas completamente en brasas, en vez de piedra volcánica, me recordan a esos juegos de los niños inconscientes que, UY! se me escapó... y los cantos desesperados de la anfitriona, por llamar a los ancestros,más los llantos y gritos del crío ajeno, más el ajó abuelita que teníamos que decir cada vez que
metían una piedra caliente en el agujero del medio de la carpa, totalmente a oscuras,me hicieron buscar a tientas una rendija pr donde escaparme en caso fire, lest his mind in the pages of newspapers Pimero two naked women completely burned luján die, then the fumes of others more outside sounds, do not know ... hard to tell eh?, an experience ... as they say, awesome. To get started human stupidity.
The very clear. Own.